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[–] Smoogs 8 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

The struggle of being straight women..

The odds are good but the goods are odd.

[–] RizzRustbolt 34 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

What those guys look like now:

[–] [email protected] 13 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Aubrey Plaza femboy confirmed????

[–] [email protected] 104 points 1 day ago (7 children)

As a mostly straight dude who does not score high on conventional physical attractiveness I encourage absolutely everyone independent of their gender to hit on me. Being told/signaled that I am attractive is always welcome.

Just don't blatantly ignore boundaries like physical touch without explicit consent. That too applies completely independent of gender.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I'm sure you're aware but I think it needs to be said more; but I think that most women would love to pay men compliments on their appearance, but unfortunately, it sometimes leads to weird, obsessive, totally inappropriate behaviour from said men and so that scares a lot of women off.

We, as a society, should try to discourage men from reading too much into a purely platonic compliment so that women feel more free to give men compliments without fear of super awkward and/or scary situations.

[–] Smoogs 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

When you say “hi” and the guy is like “I’m not into you”

Not into you either bro. Just acknowledging you’re there and I’m here so you don’t fall off a cliff in surprise just cuz I’m walking this trail behind you. Safety measures and all that.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

Same. Though feel free to touch. I'm a man slut :3

[–] peopleproblems 54 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Man if I ever get comments on my appearance it goes to my head and I cant think straight for days.

Thankfully that's only happened like twice.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I cant think straight for days.

Temporarily homosexual?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 20 hours ago

That's how they get you.

[–] JayleneSlide 6 points 19 hours ago

Fake it til you make it!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You too remember when that girl told you that you had good, healthy finger nails in 2012?

[–] DillyDaily 8 points 18 hours ago

Pretty sure I still catch myself smiling over the girl in highschool 18 years ago that said she was jealous because I had really long and pretty eyelashes.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 16 hours ago

I lack the confidence to say thanks, but your wasting your time or is it more I might say yes.

[–] robocall 9 points 18 hours ago

Just cuz someone's blind doesn't mean they are willing to date the ugliest ogre.

[–] captainlezbian 24 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Oh hey, I see you’ve met the guy who keeps aggressively refusing to take my friends’ nos for an answer

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod 130 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I love being hit on by gay men. I can actually tell it’s happening.

[–] deltapi 27 points 18 hours ago

Right?! This right here.

I was once yelled at by a friend of a girl for "ignoring her advances." I kid you not, the "advances" consisted of her walking up to me at a party, saying "hey, aren't you in my math class?" (To which I answered in the affirmative) and "well, um, I guess I'll see you there Monday!"

How the fuck was I supposed to know that was an attempt at flirting?

The older gay guy at work? "You're gorgeous. Ever consider dating a man?"

[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] expatriado 56 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

You've been savagely attacked by an internet monster.

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[–] [email protected] 104 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I used to provide security for a club that held a lot of queer dance parties. It's pretty flattering to be hit on by gay guys. They'll give you honest compliments that most women won't.

[–] FenrirIII 40 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They'll give you ~~honest~~ compliments that most women won't.

;_;

[–] [email protected] 10 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

wait, are you saying women don't give you complements or that gays don't give honest ones?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall 3 points 13 hours ago

I think it's neither? I believe he meant, "Gay guys will give honest compliments, whereas women won't." That's been my experience, too. I really wish women were half as open and kind in approaching as gay guys have been.

[–] FlyingSquid 63 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I'm a cishet man. Only one gay man has ever hit on me and it disappoints me. Like what's wrong with me, guys? Don't you want this body?

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I've only been hit on once by gay men and it was a case of mistaken identity. It was at a halloween party in 2004 and I was dressed as an Abu Ghraib detainee from Iraq, mostly naked wearing just a black hood, a dog collar and leash around my neck, and skin colored underwear with a stuffed dog attached as if it was biting my crotch. Nobody really got the costume - they just assumed it was some sort of fetish thing.

[–] FlyingSquid 1 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

I was literally in a gay bar the only time I was hit on. My friend was the bartender and I'd hang out there with him sometimes. So for all I know, the guy hitting on me was just very desperate.

I sure wasn't hit on any of the other times I was in there.

🙁

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ooh baby sexy slimy squid bod

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Had one recent tenant straight up tell me within the first few days of renting, for absolutely no reason whatsoever, "I hate removeds".

I just stared at him and replied, "You're just mad because they don't hit on you"

He was also recently removed from the property.

He was barely 19, and just started university.

Good luck in life, bro.

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[–] hate2bme 61 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I went to a gay bar with my gay friends from work last week. I had 5 compliments on my beard. It felt so good.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 day ago

How is your wife doing by the way

[–] WhyFlip 4 points 18 hours ago

Om nom nom nom...

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Often I wish I was attracted to men. Gay guys seem to find me attractive, unlike (both straight and gay) women

[–] FlyingSquid 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

To be fair, gay women don't find men attractive in general.

[–] captainlezbian 10 points 22 hours ago

And the men who do attract us tend to really hate the features that cause that

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