robocall

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[–] robocall 23 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Somebody's bribe wasn't good enough

[–] robocall 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

very cute naming idea. Sorry about Tequila's passing.

[–] robocall 13 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Is your other cat named Vodka? 😆

[–] robocall 4 points 1 day ago

Quit stealing my leaves, neighbor! Those are MY leaves!

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submitted 2 days ago by robocall to c/cat
 

The cat's name is rice. His brother's name is beans.

[–] robocall 58 points 2 days ago (5 children)

My partner has been insinuating that I'm a communist recently. I don't think I'm a communist, I simply want to seize the means of production for the people.

[–] robocall 8 points 2 days ago (4 children)
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gatekeeping in SF (www.tiktok.com)
submitted 2 days ago by robocall to c/sanfrancisco
[–] robocall 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I've never heard of the word, "thither" before, and I've never seen, "repaired" used in this way before.

[–] robocall 5 points 2 days ago

I suspect that is a sacrifice DR is willing to take.

[–] robocall 6 points 2 days ago

I like the sound of one person screaming, "SSSTTAAWWWPP!" during the fight

[–] robocall 58 points 2 days ago (6 children)

I think they are broke

[–] robocall 1 points 3 days ago

today and yesterday were rough. I'm hoping to wake up to a cooler day!

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submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by robocall to c/nopoop
 

I used to get a lot of joy from creating poop every day... big poops! But then I started taking semiglutide (the drug in ozempic) Now I'm lucky if I poop some bunny rabbit pellets every 3 days. I have to take fiber and magnesium supplements, and stay hydrated to poop but I barely poop anymore. My ass is much cleaner than it was before taking this medication, and I don't spend as much time in the bathroom as I did before. I have made a few large poops since starting this medication, and it feels like my bowels release everything that has been clogged up inside them (insert randy marsh pooping meme). But that's less than once a month.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

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submitted 6 days ago by robocall to c/sanfrancisco
 
 

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Noe Valley is the exception

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