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[–] someguy3 86 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Simply placing as few as four live ants into a container of milk provides enough microbes, enzymes and acids to kickstart the fermentation process that creates yogurt.

Today, most yogurts are produced by fermenting milk using commercially made starters. However, the industrialisation of the process has meant that countless traditional fermentation practices from around the world are overlooked.

The rest is paywalled.

[–] homesweethomeMrL 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] 200ok 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm sure my imagination is worse than reality, but I'm afraid to read the article and find out.

I assume it's either ant vomit, feces, or something that's fermented... Possibly all three.

[–] aseriesoftubes 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

It’s not that bad. A traditional yogurt-making practice is to put a couple ants into some milk. The microorganisms and enzymes that the ants introduce helps kick off the fermentation of the milk, turning it into yogurt.

[–] 200ok 12 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I think I might be the only one in this thread that doesn't totally hate this idea. Lol. But I also don't really have a problem with the idea of eating ants in general. They taste of vinegar, and are overall a bit tasty.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's no worse than how hotdogs are made. Fewer assholes, anyway.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I dunno, ants can be real bastards

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Do citronella ants have a different note?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

So do they like… float? in the milk? 🤢

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Shelve it with that animal shit coffee

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Are we putting it on the castoreum shelf or the one with the big lump of ambergris?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago (9 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

Long time operating. Not often recognized.

Has many sub-sets. For example, LeafCutter-AntOS incorporates fungi to cultivate garnered plant matter into fuel for their whole system.

[–] Mbourgon 3 points 1 week ago
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[–] ChicoSuave 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Will there be fruit on the bottom? Or did the ants eat all the fruit?

[–] Blum0108 25 points 1 week ago

The ants are the fruit. They're nature's raisins!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

i'm hungry now. where ant yogurt

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Would alien ants work? I know there used to be farms

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Spoons for yogurt!

Forks? Turn em into a Mohawk

[–] toynbee 1 points 1 week ago

Fortunately, Ender and Bean handled that for us.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Do they have to be Greek ants?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] TheRealKuni 2 points 1 week ago

Aunt is Thea in Greek

Theía (Θεία) is “aunt”

Theá (Θεά) is “goddess”

So obviously yoghurt comes from goddesses.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I'm a little upset no one told me ants were making the yogart this whole time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They say knowing about the food you're going to eat makes it more delicious... is yogurt more delicious for you after knowing this information?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

The world is full of magic

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[–] iAvicenna 4 points 1 week ago

"Simply placing as few as four live ants into a container of milk"

Sweetened by screams of four drowning ants

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Yeah, that’s gonna be a ‘no’ from me, dog.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] AngryCommieKender 4 points 1 week ago

Happy Cakeday! 🍰🎂

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Oh, the ants are an ingredient. I was hoping to learn they had somehow trained ants to manufacture yogurt.