Flocklesscrow

Yeah really. Step 2.54 cm beyond any metropolitan area and the US is deeply lacking in positive quality of life.

aka Sherlock Holmes

Do they have to be grown in the normal tooth places, or can I grow myself some teeth knuckle dusters?

Yeah, so it's not just that you're selling a human necessity for a premium over market rates, but also getting huge government subsidies to deepen that profit margin.

We're forced to have cars because we've been denied effective public transportation, even in metropolitan areas.

This is the part they leave out when you hear, "Boomers had it just as bad."

Or worse, your implants start getting repo'd by said corpos. And there's no Jude Law.

"Millennials are ruining the death industry!"

There's always money in the bones stand

Water no longer feels as splish-splashy

Ya got nerves in your foreskin though, yes?

"Hey man, why are all these action figures stuffed into condoms?"