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[–] [email protected] 3 points 34 minutes ago (1 children)

Who's the pregnant virgin?

[–] SassyRamen 1 points 6 minutes ago

That's the sweet part, they both are. I've heard they do a lot of lactation kink stuff.

[–] woelkchen 2 points 43 minutes ago* (last edited 42 minutes ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 37 minutes ago (2 children)

thanks, I didn't run into a paywall on the article but good to have backups.

[–] woelkchen 2 points 31 minutes ago

thanks, I didn’t run into a paywall on the article but good to have backups.

That's funny. The first time I opened the link I got a cutoff version of the article and it told me to make an account (which I then tried to remove with an ad blocker and the thing was called a paywal internally but the article stayed cut off), Now the second time, the message is gone.

So yeah, that may be just a random message shown on occasion.

[–] woelkchen 1 points 29 minutes ago* (last edited 29 minutes ago) (1 children)

Btw, you linked to the lemm.ee post instead of https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2024/10/05/xi-and-mao-replace-jesus-and-mary-in-chinese-churches/ directly. You can edit your post and change the URL.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 17 minutes ago

done and done

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

I read this as "replaced Jesus & Mary Chain in churches".

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Cadeillac 2 points 1 hour ago
[–] TropicalDingdong 17 points 3 hours ago

Prompt:

Mao Zedong pregnant and glowing, wearing pastel yoga shorts and no shirt. Mao Zedong is pregnant and caressing his belly. Next to him is a cradle with the name "Xi" on it. There is a winnie the pooh poster on the wall.

[–] EleventhHour 2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (2 children)

It’s all ridiculous and silly make belief. I don’t see the problem here. As long as Bethesda paid the necessary, licensing fees to origin.

Just imagine if actual people thought this sort of bullshit was real in this Day and age… Lol…

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 hours ago

This is the most appropriate response possible. The non-sequitor in the middle makes exactly as much sense as everything that happens in a church.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 hours ago

are you just saying random words?