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Xi and Mao replace Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches (www.telegraph.co.uk)

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[–] TropicalDingdong 17 points 3 hours ago

Prompt:

Mao Zedong pregnant and glowing, wearing pastel yoga shorts and no shirt. Mao Zedong is pregnant and caressing his belly. Next to him is a cradle with the name "Xi" on it. There is a winnie the pooh poster on the wall.