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If you turned into a seal, what kind of seal would you be? (hilariouschaos.com)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you fucking kidding me with this shit? A seal? I'd be a goddamn elephant seal, you moron. Biggest, baddest motherfucker in the ocean. I'd smash those penguin assholes and eat all the fucking fish. Governor Chris MOTHER FUCKIN Christopher Christie don't play around, even as a damn seal. Now stop asking stupid questions before I lose my shit.

[–] over_clox 3 points 1 month ago

I'm gonna be an oil rig seal, so I can blast your ass out of the water at will..

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The fourth seal that releases the four horsemen.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

A navy seal.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class...

[–] nnullzz 3 points 1 month ago

The singing kind. Btw, did you know that when it snows my eyes become large and the light that you shine can't be seen?