I see your brutalist butt plug and raise you my dildo rock.
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Impressive.
Let’s see Paul Allen’s butt plug
Impressive.
Let's see Paul Allen's dildo
Can you fit a square peg in a round hole?
It goes in the square hole
sanity crumbles visibly
A cylinder
Ah, yes. The 6th elemental stone.
We needed to activate it.
Does anyone have a butthole?
Fire for fire, butthole for butt plug, go.
Mine just sealed up when you made that request.
dramatic high tension music intensifies as the stakes are getting higher and the protagonists are sweating nervously over the plug of butts, but only one unsealed butt remains between them
(Also what you described is literally the opening moment of season 5 Solar Opposites)
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How would you rate the experience of using it out of 10?
Not yet used. Couldn't square up
11
Definitely a square peg in a round hole kinda person, huh?
Putting the "rect" in "rectangular"
What is this? A buttplug for wombats?
Have you considered coating your buttplug in resin or some other smooth material? It's important to avoid materials with a lot of crevices that can harbor bacteria.
This guy buttplugs
Would it still be brutally brutalist after doing that?
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Oh yay holes for bacteria 🦠 😁
Part of the experience
True, but very much not the main problem
When I said I loved Brutalism, this isn't quite what I meant...
Amazing calcium uptake for hard strong bones rule
You better not use lube
Use a fist full of sand and wear it down to a personal fit through friction.
you better only use industrial lube that gives you cancer, and does terrible things to your tissues because it's meant for those massive german coal mining rigs. FTFY
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D... Did you do it?
Do you use lube or just coat it in sand for extra brutality?
Rough granulate
How did you get it?
Created a replica myself from my own concrete mix
A replica of what?
A replica of WHAT?!?
A replica of the original brutalist buttplug. It is an art piece from Daniel Kent and not for sale. But I kinda needed one. So I made it myself.
Oh well that's really interesting and very cultured of you and stuff.
But I'm just gonna keep assuming it's a replica of your butt because that's funnier to me.
needed one
Make like beans and spill
This is the kind of shit I browse lemmy for. Thank you.
What, in Minecraft?
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Are you the same person as the one who got involved in a cylinder incident
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