BenFranklinsDick

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Anon bonds with his older sister in c/[email protected]
[–] BenFranklinsDick 12 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Real and straight. Anon didn't get laid.

TIL the average American is dumber than the average human in c/til
[–] BenFranklinsDick 2 points 8 hours ago

Sour grapes Brit confirmed

No longer dating in c/lemmyshitpost
[–] BenFranklinsDick 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dead bedroom confirmed

I'd also wear this VLC media player costume in c/lemmyshitpost
[–] BenFranklinsDick 40 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Where can I buy a cone costume?

Man, 81, sentenced to 6 months in prison for trying to create giant hybrid species of wild sheep in c/[email protected]
[–] BenFranklinsDick 2 points 1 day ago

I came here thinking he was fucking sheep to make the hybrids.

I am supremely disappointed.

A tweet from the future in c/[email protected]
[–] BenFranklinsDick 65 points 2 days ago (28 children)

Is emo cringe, or is it too nostalgic for that now?

itunes gift cards in c/bikinibottomtwitter
[–] BenFranklinsDick 58 points 3 days ago (7 children)

I am redeeming the card now

why would you put it in stuffing in c/bikinibottomtwitter
[–] BenFranklinsDick 24 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Unexpected pastry raisins should be considered a war crime.

TTONYESP in c/[email protected]
[–] BenFranklinsDick 4 points 5 days ago

I would make a deal with the raccoon as long as it continues to pretend to be my wife for social events.

Pic in c/nocontextpics
[–] BenFranklinsDick 4 points 1 week ago

Respectable

Anon gets a lesson in genetics in c/[email protected]
[–] BenFranklinsDick 39 points 1 week ago

Fake and gay. Anon had sex.

Anon tries to impress a girl in c/[email protected]
[–] BenFranklinsDick 136 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Straight and real. Anon didn't get laid.

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