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[–] BenFranklinsDick 13 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Real and straight. Anon didn't get laid.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

Unfortunately.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 12 hours ago

i love subversion of expectations

[–] [email protected] 120 points 17 hours ago (3 children)

Between the anime picture and the fact it’s on 4chan I was really dreading the end

[–] [email protected] 19 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

See the trick is to skim the last few lines first so you know what you are getting into

[–] lunarul 16 points 13 hours ago

Skimming the last line is how I read "boned" instead of "bonded"

[–] lemmyseikai 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

There was a study to show that people enjoy books more when they read the last chapter first.

[–] lunarul 7 points 13 hours ago

Depends on the people I guess. I personally lose all interest in a book or movie if you spoil the ending for me.

[–] dogsnest 4 points 16 hours ago

ngl, was waiting to get wrecked with this too...

[–] [email protected] 28 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I mean, it's greentext, so you know the two rules.

That being said, mine and my sister were pretty horrible to each other as kids. Not in the same ways, but that's beside the point.

It wasn't until we were both not only older, but had lived apart for a long while that we could be friends rather than just doing the bare minimum you do for family.

Sometimes, it's about growing enough to let go of the bullshit, and that takes time

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 4 points 12 hours ago

It's been odd being an only child. I catch so much shit for it, while all the siblings I know all but torture each other simply for existing.

Look, my parents are just as immature and self absorbed. I'm not special, we're all just dealing with the folks who made us. Be nice to your sibling.

[–] gmanlikescheese 8 points 16 hours ago

Where's the rest of it?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago

start choking up

Sister performs the Heimlich maneuver MFW she both nearly kills me and saves my life F that, never taking any liquids from her again

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

No time like the present to patch up rocky childhood relationships with family members!

[–] [email protected] -4 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Wow what a lame ending, I got all excited for nothing :[

[–] Clent 5 points 11 hours ago

I can't fap to this

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

Yeah what a shame we had the wholesome ending and not the degenerate goth incest ending. /s