this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2023
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[–] DrCake 91 points 10 months ago (1 children)

If slick tyres are used in F1, they’re good enough for me.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Make sure you use your tire warmers every morning.

[–] FinalRemix 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Use the butane crack torch. Got it.

[–] Aux 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Madison420 3 points 10 months ago

I'm not just gonna waste butane when I can multitask.

[–] Meltrax 68 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Should oil the brake pads too, don't want them to squeak.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] zzx 12 points 10 months ago

True lmao. I'm sanding my brain brb

[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

When I found this meme it ruined the next two years of my friends' lives

[–] [email protected] 37 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

Made me laugh more than my post did

[–] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Come on now, this meme has been getting reposted so much its starting to degrade.

[–] qisope 36 points 10 months ago (1 children)

hmmm, maybe someone has been sanding it down so it reposts smoother on the Internet

[–] saltesc 17 points 10 months ago

Well I'm tyred of it.

[–] coffeebiscuit 15 points 10 months ago

This meme is so old it should be retired.

[–] Thade780 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] birbboidaseed 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Box, box. No stay out. Stay out!

[–] Zyratoxx 1 points 10 months ago

So, do you want a new set of mediums or prefer a new set of hards? Question.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago

Smooth ride to the mortuary

[–] uis 17 points 10 months ago

Keep it this way, so Darwin can do his job

[–] UltraMagnus0001 15 points 10 months ago

racing slicks baby, more contact patch

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (3 children)

As with speed, as with smooth driving: start with the suspension.

[–] wreckedcarzz 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

brb sanding down my suspension

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 13 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Why stop there? If sanding things down makes performance more optimal, I'mma sand down every component in my vehicle.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

No no you're missing the point. Sand the road flat.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 5 points 10 months ago
[–] Globulart 2 points 10 months ago

You're not thinking this all the way through, why sand flat when you can sand downhill?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Sanding down the pistons rn

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Those transmission gears would probably work way better without those teeth on 'em.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 5 points 10 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget your camshafts.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

And the crankshaft bearings

[–] cosmicrookie 2 points 10 months ago

F1 is everything but smooth

[–] EatYouWell 1 points 10 months ago

It also plays a big role in towing capacity.

[–] kryostar 10 points 10 months ago

Each time this meme get reposted his tyre gets sanded down just a bit more.

[–] hakunawazo 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Also less microplastics by abrasion on the road.

[–] ramenshaman 9 points 10 months ago

OP already did all the abrasion in advance!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Grip>displacement

[–] Egerbur 4 points 10 months ago

Thats a smooth way to see god.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Smooth ride into a wall