LemmyKnowsBest

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A work of art in c/memes
[–] LemmyKnowsBest 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Aw wish I thought of this when I was married to that violent a******. We could've had so much framed art all over the house. Picture frames wouldve cost a lot less than hiring a repairman every time angry husband punched a hole in the drywall.

me_irl in c/me_irl
[–] LemmyKnowsBest 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

A deer

me_irl in c/me_irl
[–] LemmyKnowsBest 5 points 3 days ago

Before his library books are due

People under 25, how many of you are aware that you can get 1080p HD TV programming (and many live sports) for free over the air with no app sign-in or susbscription fee? in c/[email protected]
[–] LemmyKnowsBest 8 points 3 days ago

We've got it all on UHF!

Terrible feeling in c/funny
[–] LemmyKnowsBest 2 points 3 days ago

Jeez, the caption didn't mention anything about the pineapple being in a state of terror as well. ai needs to calm down a bit.

Man Wishes He Was Dumb Enough to Be Happy All the Time in c/[email protected]
[–] LemmyKnowsBest 1 points 4 days ago (4 children)

That's because huffing paint while listening to Theo Vonn podcasts has a tendency to cause amnesia.

What's an artist / band that you used to dislike, but now enjoy? in c/asklemmy
[–] LemmyKnowsBest 7 points 5 days ago

As a small child in the 1970s-80s, I felt uncomfortable with Queen.

I think they were just a bit ahead of their time.

Rule in c/[email protected]
[–] LemmyKnowsBest 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It does. Christians always say that Jesus is cumming.

Whoa in c/memes
[–] LemmyKnowsBest 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Sometimes when I'm alone I have conspiracy masturbations

First Christmas display of the year... in July in c/mildlyinfuriating
[–] LemmyKnowsBest 2 points 5 days ago

This is plausible and yes I'd quite prefer to attribute early Christmas displays to astronomical asynchronicities, rather than to capitalist greed, consumerism, and overconsumption.

30 September 2024 in c/[email protected]
[–] LemmyKnowsBest 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

LOL the bear suddenly finds something suspicious about the zipper but thought nothing of the conspicuous eye holes or the man talking out loud while writing for hours on a bright red spiral notepad 🤣

Ah it's so nice to be back on Lemmy. Hi everyone! I'm BAAAACK!

Ryanair in c/memes
[–] LemmyKnowsBest 5 points 5 days ago

That just sounds like a normal Tuesday evening for me.

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Are ProtonVPN and ProtonMail two separate things? or if I'm subscribed to proton VPN can I get a proton email address along with it? or do I have to pay for them separately? (self.protonvpn)
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vehicle security system (self.houseless)
 

Living in a vehicle the last few years has helped me save & keep all the money I would've otherwise paid to a landlord. So I can afford a security system now, and urgently need one because people are starting to catch onto my patterns and hover around my vehicle like vultures. Please tell me the best security system you know of. I am not savvy with electronics and gadgets, and I never will be. So I need someone to tell me.

I'm thinking of a fuel kill switch or battery kill switch or whatever that thing is;

I'm thinking of camera system that I can monitor with my smartphone from wherever I am, etc

I'm thinking keeping several air tags all around my vehicle, in pockets of clothing, and in bags, and under my mattress (can I use Apple air tags if I don't own any apple devices??, I run on Samsung and Lenovo and Linux);

Please tell me where to get these things, what the best brands are of fuel/battery kill switches, camera monitoring system

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Sincere question: So are you telling me everything I do on my network is 100% secure now? (self.protonvpn)
 

I tried proton in 2019. My life fell apart for a few years but now I've come back to proton again.

So is everything I do on my network 100% secure now? Sincere question. I am not a computer expert. Please tell me.

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DAE refuse to use the word "biweekly" because it has two different definitions? (self.doesanybodyelse)
 

Just say what you mean:

"every 2 weeks," or

"twice a week."

Pick the one you mean.

Because unfortunately "biweekly" can mean either of those things, which kinda makes the word useless.

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Giant sky hands about to snatch & grab these people (lemmy.world)
 
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I found this creepy mysterious calendar entry on my smartphone (lemmy.world)
 

I entered Experian into my calendar.

But I did NOT enter that weird emoji gibberish: dead roses, coffin, skull, cute puppies, happy faces, circus? What the heck is this

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Hey guys, I found him. (lemmy.world)
 
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I'm connected to my new hotspot. What does this number 6 mean? This is the first time I've ever seen a number associated with any Wi-Fi notification. (lemmy.world)
 
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You can rent sunscreen from Redboxes now (self.lemmyshitpost)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by LemmyKnowsBest to c/lemmyshitpost
4 comments fedilink
 

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DAE notice Microsoft Outlook emails take HOURS or DAYS to arrive in your inbox? Or is it just me? (self.microsoft)
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In USA, do unemployment benefits last 6 weeks? Or 6 months? (self.nostupidquestions)
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Getting a new SIM card, switching ISPs, how can I ensure to keep my previous old phone number that Verizon assigned me 7 years ago? (self.nostupidquestions)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by LemmyKnowsBest to c/[email protected]
6 comments fedilink
 

This month I can finally leave my extortionate Verizon contract, I'm getting a new SIM card to get service with another ISP, now how can I ensure to keep my previous old phone number that Verizon assigned me 7 years ago?

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