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[–] [email protected] 56 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Thanks, now I'm hungry for a giant-ass pizza.

Not to be confused with a giant ass-pizza.

But that would be interesting as well.

[–] Viking_Hippie 37 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Thanks, now I'm hungry for the ass of a giant.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The best I got is a giant ass.

Won "Best in Show" at the local fair.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Pics or it didn't happen!

[–] ieightpi 34 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Maybe pizza box technology has improved because I haven't seen these things in a long time sadly

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I was thinking the same thing. Anyone under the age of 20 has got to be scratching their head at this meme.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I'm under 37 and also scratching my (European) head. Is this one of those insane US things?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

I used to see them in the UK. Perhaps they're making the boxes stronger to save needing the plastic, or maybe it's just smaller pizzas/boxes don't need them.

[–] devfuuu 4 points 11 months ago

Depending on the chain they still come on some pizzas our side of the ocean.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Unfortunately, they're just cutting cost. My recently ordered pizza was ripped off and stuck to the box. Had to scrape it off .

[–] ieightpi 1 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'd call him Bobby. Little Bobby Tables.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I hope you are happy that we lost the entire pizza recipe database.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

And I hope we all learned to sanitize our database inputs!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It would be awesome to have a life sized version of the 3 legged pizza table on a pizza area rug

[–] jettrscga 14 points 11 months ago

This sounds like a $20 The Sims DLC.

[–] FlyingSquid 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Does the little pizza on the three-legged table come with an even smaller three-legged table?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Of course, you need somewhere to sit after all.

[–] MufinMcFlufin 2 points 11 months ago

You better limit that recursion or imma smack you with a RecursionError

[–] WereCat 12 points 11 months ago

I just dream of square pizza in round box

[–] son_named_bort 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My dream is to eat at that little table that comes on top of the pizza that's on top of the little table that you're eating from that comes on top of the first pizza.

[–] ReaperWithASniper 5 points 11 months ago

How high are you?

[–] ilinamorato 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I haven't had a pizza with a little table in ages. Maybe I'm not getting pizza from the right places, but even the local chain I get pizza from doesn't use them on their extra larges.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

A while ago we (humans) learnt how to actually make boxes so the tables aren’t necessary anymore

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Even longer before that, we used to have a ball of dough on the pizza to keep the pizza from touching the box.

[–] Kase 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

So that's what happened? How did we do that?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Thicker/corrugated cardboard

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Someone should replace the smaller pizza with stroganoff.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Beef, ooooor.....beeeeeean?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That’ll be a NORMAL stroganoff thank you. Sans the beans.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Fair enough

[–] Vile_port_aloo 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What's the little table used for, sure I seen a short video explaining I've been using it wrong,but don't remember.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I think it's so if there's pressure at the center of the box, it won't press into the pizza, which would cause part of the cheese to stick to the cardboard.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Dr. D Flow might be able to make this come true.

[–] OldManDerp 1 points 11 months ago

Lucid dream challenge accepted. NOM NOM NOM

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Somebody send this to Mr. Beast.

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