this post was submitted on 13 Oct 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] TheOneWithTheHair 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Looks like a restroom from an old skating rink from the 1970s. They put an uphill slope to the urinals. You'd be peeing and start rolling backward. That place smelled of urine. I hope the owner regretted that decision every day he owned it.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

He loved it

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I don't want this to be real, but I know it is because of the pixels.

If digging the hill to set a foundation was too much work, I'd hate to know what the rest of the building (and plumbing and electrical) looks like. But who am I to judge without knowing the situatuon... maybe it was a mountain made of diamond.

[–] Martineskirt 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't even understand how you would end up with something like that.

[–] Zron 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They hired their friend’s cousin’s roommate’s brother who was a “really good” general contractor in a county with no inspections.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

And he subcontracted it to an alien from a non-euclidean universe.

[–] ben16w 14 points 1 year ago

I imagine the tiling was a total pain in the ass to do, even to that standard

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

It's like that bathroom from Parasite, but somehow worse

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Seems like it is some sort of optical illusion.

Except it isn't.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That toilet is on top of what?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

The mortar joining it to the floor is just poop.

Reduce. Reuse. Recycle.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Finally a bathroom that is as constipated as I am!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Hell no. It's like something from Saw.

[–] FlyingSquid 7 points 1 year ago

No way. Not even if I was going to pee my pants if I didn't go. I'll walk home with wet legs.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

Free skatepark!

[–] books 7 points 1 year ago

One of the three rules of plumbing.

Shit rolls downhill.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I'm always up for a toilet challenge but draw the line at anything that could be from a horror film.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I think such a toilet is quite possible. Apparently this is a basement room in which the floor was made of earth. It’s just that those who made the toilet didn’t bother to fill the hole before concreting it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

At least cleaning it is easy.

[–] clearleaf 3 points 1 year ago

Client: You ever get to the end of the forest temple? Tradie: Say no more.