People often fight about which birds are the best birds,
but everybody can agree that seagulls are the worst.
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For those who still don't get the reference: https://youtube.com/watch?v=3Xl0Qr0uXuY
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Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs described them best. Rats with fucking wings.
You talk like a man who's never been attacked by a wild turkey.
I haven't. But also that line is from a song.
Turkeys are stupid and angry. I think the only bird less intelligent than a turkey would be a guinea fowl, but they have the edge of just being suicidally dumb. I've had a Guinea run away from my car and then back in front of it in confusion, but never have I had one openly charge my vehicle. I've had a turkey do that, though.
They may be the worst, but someone who kills out of annoyance needs to be on a watchlist.
Wait. Are seagulls worse than black swans? Are they worse than Australian Magpies? I mean these surely got to be the top three worst birds, personally I'd prefer a seagull to a swan, but I've met enough magpie haters so I wouldn't be so sure everyone agrees
Throw the Canadian Goose in that mix. That bird is simply evil.
Never seen neither of those, but I've seen enough seagulls to not be sad if one day they all be deleted off this fucking planet
For people not in the proximity of water it's pigeons. Fuck pigeons.
I love pigeons. They're like rats with wings.
Plus, it's kinda our fault that they're everywhere, since city pigeons are actually dometic animals that have gone feral
Fuck you bro team pidgeon over here
Everything we complain about regarding pigeons are traits humans intentionally bred into them across millenia.
Pigeons did not invade cities. We abandoned them there, after they helped us coordinate building and connecting them. And we inexplicably treat them like the invaders after abandoning them the second they were no longer deemed useful.
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I live by the bay of a freshwater lake with gulls so I call they baygulls
I love seagulls
Luv me chips. Hate gulls. Simple as.
So I turns around, and I sez...
I said seagull: Stop it now!
Hm ha hm hm ha
*shouldn't have"
I think it was intentional
Shortened to “shouldnt’ve”, for those somehow still confused by this.
Wouldn't it technically be "shouldn't've?"
YES! Thank you for the correction.
Yes, that’s that’s issue with this sentence.
What is the point in jokes with some people
Oy Wot?
first off, in the politest way possible, fuck you
'me chip' isn't correct either
'simple as'... simple as what?
they're not going for correct grammar, they're phonetically spelling the accent and slang
Shouldn’t’ve would be the correct spelling of the contraction.
Anthony Fantano has fucking lost it
This should be told to all seagulls... Is he also a Florida man?
Gull should have gone for his pea brain instead.
You are what you eat, and think this man is more of a processed meat and craft beer brain than anything.
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Fuck seagulls
Mom, Frank killed a Seagull.
Whole Kelly family screams
Bad luck to kill a sea bird.
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