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This is basically the one line version of Metal Gear Solid 2 is a post-modern deconstruction of 21st century culture.

My friends are addicted to League of Legends. I often ask them how they can put up with such a toxic culture and they said they like being toxic themselves. Just reminded me of Monty Python's "I'd like to have an argument, please".

Rattle 'em, boys!

YouTube, for now, doesn't show any ads. Twitch bombards you with them. I can't stand it so I don't watch stuff on Twitch.

I feel bad for Indian people. India is one of the most populated countries in the world with an amazing history and culture and all you ever hear is that their men cannot stop themselves from sexually harassing and raping women and their government not only doesn't do anything to stop that but actively encourages it.

The middle east has some of the most valuable natural resource stores in the world with a large and young population. If they got their shit together they'd be economic power houses. Iran has the world's largest zinc deposits yet ranks 30th in the world in zinc production.

Have you noticed gum has gotten mintier lately?

It's a lot easier to accept when you absolutely know the people who made your favourite series are gone.

Source: Metal Gear fan

Google translating "aaaaaaaaaaaa" as "ah ah ah ah ah ah" always makes me laugh

For years my dad has unknowingly been doing an Uncle Roger impression every time he orders Chinese food.

Yes! My parents make more than average and I never realized it until I started hanging out with friends as a teenager. I once had a friend who would always come over to play games on my PlayStation/Xbox/Gamecube. I asked him why he didn't ask his parents for a console and some games since he loved playing mine so much. He just responded "dude...my parents can't afford it."

I didn't get it. How could two people working full time not be able to afford a few hundred dollars? His parents were nice enough to tell me their hourly wages. I then asked my parents for theirs. That's when I realized the difference. My parents made 3 times what his parents made. When I mentioned this to my parents, they told me it was his parents' fault for choosing bad jobs. They should have chose to make more money! Obviously! That's when I learned my parents were rich jerks.