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[–] A_Random_Idiot 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Y'all reacting to this with no context or anything.

I'm sure most of us know someone who would 100% give a sticker like this jokingly to their parent, and the parent thinking it'd be a laugh to slap on the car.

I sure as hell do.

So for all y'all know, this is a joke that you arent in on and getting pissed over.

[–] Granite 3 points 1 day ago

Waiting for context? In MY internet?!

[–] buzz86us 53 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Well your generation made housing unobtainable.. Play a stupid game win a stupid prize

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (2 children)

And healthcare is exorbitantly expensive.

[–] Fedizen 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You mean all this racist objection to common sense healthcare and using housing as an investment vehicle have consequences?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

That can't be it. It must be marginalized group's fault. That's the only explanation /s

[–] _stranger_ 5 points 1 day ago

Even just childcare is super expensive and hard to come by.

https://childcaredeserts.org/

[–] Fedizen 12 points 1 day ago

Jesus, this is insane.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago

As a selfish daughter, I think this is hilarious tbh.

But I also have a mother who understands and fully supports my and my partner's reproductive choices and I probably would not feel that way if circumstances were different.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

I hope he daughter has gone no contact. If you want kids this bad, adopt.

[–] [email protected] 86 points 2 days ago (12 children)

Now I want a "my grandchildren are still in my selfish sons huge balls"

[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

You know what's fucked?

Women can say that babies make their ovaries twitch and that's totally fine.

But if a man says that babies make their dick hard, everyone loses their mind.

What's that all about?

[–] kofe 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I mean, we don't get off through stimulating our ovaries for one lmao

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago

Maybe you don't.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago

What the hell did I just read?

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[–] UnderpantsWeevil 3 points 1 day ago

Porn title if every I saw one

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[–] Death_Equity 157 points 2 days ago (2 children)

"Why can't you give up untold amounts of money, free time, peace/quiet, lack of stress, and freedom so I can have my grandkids around for a few hours a week? Stop being so selfish."

[–] Im_old 105 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Also, why don't you want to bring new human beings in a world that we have destroyed, that will struggle when I'll be gone and you'll be powerless to help? So selfish

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago

Fake news promised FEMA camps staffed by Obama death panels if ACA ever passed...

WE GOT THE ACA... BRING THE FUCKING CAMPS FEDS!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

These are also the people who either disappear anytime their kids need help with the kids, or else were such terrible parents they're the last person on earth their kids would leave alone with their children.

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[–] [email protected] 86 points 2 days ago (7 children)

I don't know if I find it more abhorrent that someone would proudly display an opinion so needlessly angry, or that there exists a company that is profiting off these assholes by providing such a miserable sticker.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago

It's a lot of words to say "I'm a selfish asshole."

[–] IndiBrony 20 points 2 days ago

I'm okay with the print company. It lets us see from a distance what kind of asshole we're dealing with.

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[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 days ago (14 children)

I guess saying it’s in my selfish son’s ballsack wouldn’t have the same effect.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Then just make a new kid yourself, mister/missus, and show you daughter how it's done.

[–] CyanideShotInjection 48 points 2 days ago

Wow, the cognitive dissonance of calling your daughter selfish...

[–] 2ugly2live 33 points 2 days ago (3 children)

My selfish daughter won't go through childbirth, and raise a child to adulthood and beyond in a world that is getting harder to live in so I can be "gran-gran." The bitch. /s

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[–] affiliate 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

there are quite a few people who seem to want to be mothers more than they want to actually have kids.

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce 15 points 2 days ago (10 children)

Some of our programming is hard to resist. If it wasn't, there would be a lot less of us around!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (5 children)

I mean no offence but I find your username horrifying.

[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce 17 points 2 days ago

Best compliment I've had all day!

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 days ago

Obviously this person was too selfish to have enough children to produce grandchildren.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

That is so gross

[–] Thcdenton 12 points 2 days ago

Dude I'd love to have kids but I'm fuckin broke with no career. The selfish thing for me to do is have kids anyway and leave them with my parents.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I will just never understand the desire people have to be in total control of others.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

These boomers are lucky we are civilized enough to NOT take the matter into our own hands to save social security and permit proper economic distrbution of resource so normal couple can have kids.

Truly fucking clueless.

Regime bootlickers won't acknowledge that many people are NOT having kids due to failed social policy their beloved owners and their regimes whores got going for us.

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[–] iAvicenna 15 points 2 days ago

please stop being selfish and suffer 360 days of the year so that I can play with my grandchildren the remaining 5 days

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