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[–] PriorityMotif 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The owner is a piece of shit

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You can't just tell us some rich bastard is a piece of shit and expect us to believe you! It's so rare and unlikely!

[–] PriorityMotif 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] pyre 6 points 3 days ago

there should be articles about super rich people who don't do this shit. I already assume all of them are rapists and most are worse.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ope, I’m suddenly reminded of my midwesterness

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Did you know that you can save 11% on EVERYTHING?

I literally bought the soft toy bear that sings the jingle. I'm surprised they haven't expanded toward the coasts, I never even considered going to Lowes or Home Depot when I lived relatively nearby one. I was initially not a fan because they put the local True Value out of business but the selection and prices are just too good at Menards with much more silly charm. And the 11% rebates were amazing if you remembered to actually mail them in.

[–] wjrii 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Normal people walking past and shaking their damn heads as I am somehow in a fight with a pirate…

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So the ship's wheel that he had attached to his crotch didn't provide adequate protection?

[–] bitwaba 4 points 2 days ago

He removed it. It was driving him nuts

[–] SpaceNoodle 8 points 3 days ago
[–] ape_arms 7 points 3 days ago

My brother in law calls it the "whore store"...because you can get anything you want there.

[–] rockSlayer 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Watch out for that 11% rebate

Edit: sometimes I forget that Menards is a Midwest thing. Their big advertising thing is that you can mail your receipt to receive 11% of the bill back

[–] Wogi 10 points 3 days ago

I rebate me hook when the fish gets away. Yarr

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is to deprive yourself of the ability to return what you bought?

[–] rockSlayer 1 points 3 days ago

Probably, but it's a hardware store. I don't know about the habits of folks outside of my little corner of the Midwest, but very few people return things to them anyways

[–] FlyingSquid 2 points 2 days ago

I used to be a male prostitute, but I couldn't make a living at it because people always saved big money at Menards.

Stupid pimp.

[–] Fosheze 1 points 2 days ago

Menards, world renowned for selling the wettest possible lumber.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

I always read it like a leprechaun. What did the leprechaun say when it got kicked in the nuts? “OCH, ME’NARDS!”

[–] finitebanjo 2 points 3 days ago

Save Big Money

When you shop Menards!

Jokes aside I like the rebate program.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Thinking about the pirate voice always reminds me of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2OEkTrZftk

[–] harmsy 1 points 3 days ago

This whole thing made me remember those old Menard's ads that would end with the old guy drawing a circle with his jaw while saying "menAAAAAARRRRRRRDSSS!!!"