The most disturbing thing isn't the anthropomorphic celery brushing out the dude's ass, it's the opening of his ass that is super fucked up. Like dude has a sarlacc pit for an asshole.
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Why does it open vertically?
Maybe he's goat. See?
Why does it open hamburger buns style and not hotdog buns? ☹️
Ribbed for extra pleasure....
Celery is like eating crunchy water. I just can't do it.
Add crunchy peanut butter!
Hang me if you like but I hate peanut butter
It takes all kinds to make the world go ‘round.
Dice it up real small with carrots and onion. Saute gently in butter. Now you have mirepoix, a delicious base for many foods. The flavor needs to be concentrated. Try celery salt as well to really taste the delicious flavor.
Celery is like eating crunchy water. I love it.
See also iceberg lettuce, water chestnuts, jicama, kohlrabi, and broccoli stems for differing water:crunch ratios.
If I missed some, please let me know, I love all of these.
Cucumber? That's gotta be the wateriest crunchiest thing that isn't just an ice cube
Dude! Someone should invent ribbed cucumber for more pleasure!
Watermelon can be crunchy.
Coconuts too if you eat the whole shell.
Use those bad boys to scoop a giant glob of hummus
Chop it up and mix it into tuna or potato salad. Good stuff.
And Republicans say that homosexuality is unnatural. Just look at how much enjoyment these guys are getting from ass play.
He got so excited his butt crack flipped horizontally.
What is this from? I have seen something like this before but can't place it.
It's from Devil Chef, on Dark Horse Comics.
Looks a bit like "Ren & Stimpy After Dark" to me, it's got that faux-50s John Kricfalusi (by Blammo!) flavor.
Your probably right, it certainly looks like a John K illustration. The type of humor is certainly the same.
Well, that explains so much, yet leaves so many questions unanswered.
