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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

First, abandon your spoon. You only need a fork and a tac-knife.

Second, kill and eat at least one of every species you come across, and rank how delicious it is.

Third, get in the box. You can think. In the box. You'll feel free. In the box. Everything is better... In the box.

Fourth, stock up on glowing mushrooms. They'll recharge your batteries.

[–] IndiBrony 6 points 1 week ago

You're pretty good!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

Remember the basics of CQC

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Step one: Pull up pants really high.
Step two: Say "I'm the big boss man."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

woah.. i guess you could really say that i was the Metal Gear Solid V: Phantom Pain all along...

[–] Hobbes_Dent 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

As a former newspaper graphics person, the days shit like that came along were great. “You want me to what? OK.”

I can’t see the date so I choose to believe this was all camera and felt pen.

[–] DaddleDew 6 points 1 week ago

Turns out the secret to being a big boss is to have owned a BB gun as a kid.

[–] bi_tux 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

War auch mein erster Gedanke. Jeder VPN ihnen könnte ein Scholz sein!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I accidentally thought this was a bunch of images of Moshe Dayan

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Just have OCD and do compulsions all the time

[–] Bruhh 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Never played it but is this an MGSV reference?

[–] PugJesus 4 points 1 week ago

Metal Gear Solid in general, but yes!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago
[–] idunnololz 2 points 1 week ago

Step one. Buy an eye patch.