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[–] SirDerpy 70 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Clear, concise, and with respect. That seems exceptional for a modern parent.

Yeah, it's funny. But, OP, please tell him he's awesome for me.

[–] Xanthrax 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SirDerpy 7 points 1 week ago

That's my roots. Maybe that's why it appeals to me.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Yeah, as someone who doesn't get paid to do security, but does it anyway because it is their passion....

Dad is on the right side of things. Hijacking a phone connection like that is fucking HARD. I've been studying hacking since Zork.

While spelling out your email and password phonetically is a pain, its fairly secure.

To pedants: I said fairly, no one under observation from a three letter agency should use this.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

no one under observation from a three letter agency should use this.

Whew, good to know I'm safe as I'm only under investigation by the New Mexico Bureau of Investigations. The NMBI

[–] Wrench 4 points 1 week ago

It also ends up on a notepad next to their computer. But at least that requires physical access. And your Netflix password is the least of your concerns in that case

[–] SirDerpy -1 points 1 week ago

Hijacking a phone connection like that is fucking HARD

Man in the middle at the demark, flower pot, or ped. It's "clipboard and safety vest" easy until underground or past the mux.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 week ago

Is your dad Nigerian prince?

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What gives him away is that he assumes you know how to call him. Scammers don't do that and ask instead to send them your emails and password per Mail or text message. Totally not a scammer, busted at first glance.

[–] cm0002 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Some scammers are getting into sophisticated targeting, it's not outside the realm of possibility they've sim-swapped Dad's phone and intentionally worded it like that knowing you'd call that number and they'd be able to intercept it. Hell these days if they are able to get just seconds of your dad's voice they'd even be able to have a convincing AI voice on the other end

You'd have fallen for it lmao

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Some might even have a dad joke generator...

[–] cm0002 2 points 1 week ago

Woah now, some tech is just pure science fiction

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

Hello, this is John Smith from amazon. here to reach you about your lifelock nortan antivirus. It is currently out of date, and is insecure. To fix it we simply must fix your cars extended warranty. Then we can simply refund your ebay purchase. Please stay on the line as i transfer you to my supervisor, John Smith the owner of chase bank. Thank you for waiting, here at McAffy we care alot about customer service. My apologize for the wait, now lets get that kracken wallet in order.

[–] kmartburrito 13 points 1 week ago

As a cybersecurity professional, I appreciate that he says for security purposes to call him directly with the details.

If he was really trolling though he should include a hyperlink to click.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

I wish my dad texted like that instead of just the text equivalent of grunting like a caveman. The man's a fucking software engineer; he shouldn't have trouble typing or with tech lol

[–] saltesc 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I wish my mother was like this,.I'd.actually read her messages. She just uses my phone number as her personal journal. I get dozens of messages a day about nothing. I have to mute her and check every now and then, scrolling through useless shit about—hang on, I'll look at the last three topics; dogs and horses going to heaven, liking nature and not suburbia, the sermon at a mid-week church event—and make sure nothing important happened. I've told her to chill, it doesn't work.

[–] artichokecustard 8 points 1 week ago

if you're lucky enough to be nearby, try taking her out to the movies and coffee after, once a week, it helped my mom and she's even got her own litl circle of ladies now so i don't have to go with her if i'm too busy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

My parents text me like once a week

[–] TriflingToad 8 points 1 week ago

many thanks dad

[–] mipadaitu 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That looks exactly like how my dad sends email.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Does he call you Ian aswell?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Your dad has been hacked

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I have a crush on that dad now