Funny

Actually some of the most naïve people I've ever met were theretofore academically successful.

Some pleeb shouted at me, "I thought you were an engineer!" And I shouted back, "A software engineer!" while I hammer a nail with my shoe.

Really?

Genuinely asking, I'm just an engineer... with very very bad grades. Passed was enough for me.

Once a professor asked me if I wanted to take the exam again because it was clear that I knew more than what I showed on the exam (a lot of 2 + 2 = 5 mistakes, I was fairly good at that and owe most of my low grades to that). I asked him if I passed, he said yes. Fuck that shit, I'm taking that grade and parading it across town, wooohoo 🥳.

Air only has so much resistance itself. High enough voltage and the closest path to ground is where the charge will go.

Just like with Lightning

My arm once got pulled into an electric fence when I was a kid and I couldn't stop getting shocked until someone physically pulled me away. It was more of a self-control issue than accidentally bridging the gap.

That was the day I learned that some pain can be pleasant. The owner of the property didn't seem as pleased with my discovery as I did. He had to shut off the fence and yanked my arm away and then told me to go explore my perversions somewhere else. I was too young to understand the word "perversion," and I'm now eternally grateful to that poor unprepared rancher.

At approx 3kV/mm, you would have to be pretty close to a 10kV fence.

Humidity plays a big role as does the frequency that the fence is running on. But you would be pretty safe standing a meter away, on that dry sunny day in the picture.

Also above a point, the high voltage causes the conductors to buzz.

With enough voltage, everything is a conductor.

I have a 10KV electric fence. 5KV to 15KV is typical electric fence voltage in a farm or bear prevention fence. Can't feel a thing unless you actually touch it.

They are also not lethal. Very low current, just very high voltage. So it only hurts like fuck, but won't kill a human, cow, or any other mammal that touches it.

True, True… Hay who thought it was safe to run 10,000V Wire through a flammable overgrown jungle?

It's actually a PhD in trombone. Someone misheard it one time, and nobody has ever thought to follow up.

"Oh, Alan? Yeah, he has a doctorate in bones or something."

Yeah, in this case it's so high voltage that the resistance of the dry stick wont mean as much.

Did dinosaurs have scales?

Did you know the weird 3d file system navigation thingy was a real program (just not widely used)?

But I can't get over the way she held the mouse lol

The funny thing about that quote is that it really was a Unix system that was shown on screen.

Gotta meme to keep it alive