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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Actually, the pigs lives in an egalitarian society. All three had access to straw, sticks, and bricks. Unfortunately, there was no sort of meritocracy involved until the wolf came along. The stupid pigs were allowed to do as they wished. No building codes, and no one wanted to "dwelling-shame" them.

[–] kautau 16 points 2 weeks ago

Well with infinite access to resources the pigs should have been stockpiling and starting to build businesses in the expectation that they would have needed to protect their property and could have hired a bigger, badder wolf at an acceptable market rate to ensure a minimal loss

/s in case that wasn’t clear

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

The wolf brought natural selection into the picture and now all the houses are much better than before.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 2 weeks ago

Ergo: there were no genders and no one was allowed to gender-shame them into normalcy.

[–] alwaysorg 41 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The cartoon that I saw showed the first 2 pigs dancing and goofing around after they quickly built their houses, while the third pig continued working on his brick house. I always thought the moral was a simple "work now, play later".

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I thought it was, "Never trust a wolf who wants in your house?"

[–] DrownedRats 3 points 2 weeks ago

I thought it was that you should build your house out of decently strong materials or it may collapse under a stiff breeze

[–] ReiRose 2 points 2 weeks ago

Yes, exactly. If those silly poor people only worked harder they too could be aristocracy.

[–] qevlarr 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How is that different from blaming poor people they have a bad work ethic?

[–] Duamerthrax 1 points 2 weeks ago

Because it was a message about needed to stockpile for the winter or other emergencies. It was a message from parents to their children.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I legit have a copy of this story somewhere that ends with a “the moral is…” statement along the lines of “that’s why you should work hard and not be lazy”.

Like, what? We did not cover the work ethic of the pigs at all here. As far as I can tell, they each built an entire goddamn house! What about the wolf?

[–] candybrie 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The version I remember being told had the first little pig just look around and see straw, the second little pig had to go gather sticks from the nearby woods, and the third little pig had to actually make the bricks over days.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I prefer the Green Jelly version of the story.

"The moral of the story is a band with no talent can easily amuse idiots with a stupid puppet show."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

And that's why you should use tools instead of trying to blow a house down if you wanna eat some little pigs.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The cover by Green Jelly explains it better

[–] Hobbes_Dent 3 points 2 weeks ago

I know this is days late, but I’m glad to see the canonical version with Rammmmmmmbo mentioned.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

'dont make your house out of flimsy shit or else some fucker is gonna demolish and murder you' ???

[–] spookex 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't remember any of the versions of this story involving money.

Nobody ever mentioned where the materials came from, it was just two dumbasses who decided to build their houses out of inferior materials

[–] kautau 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

No no you don’t understand. Every children’s story is about beating your competition in the market and how regulation doesn’t actually support competition because it’s on you to analyze and prepare for market forces. Also my billion dollar vehicle company is failing because I didn’t properly prepare, I’m gonna need a major government bailout

[–] JustZ 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you give a mouse a cookie....

[–] Emerald 2 points 2 weeks ago

He'll use it to overthrow the government and install a far-right terrorist regime: The Book

[–] elbucho 24 points 2 weeks ago

It could also be interpreted as a criticism of Libertarianism. The first two pigs didn't go by any building codes, and instead decided that they wanted to build their shelters out of inferior materials with substandard protections against high winds. The third pig made sure that his dwelling met hurricane standards, and was saved. The story doesn't go into the reasons why pigs #1 and #2 chose inferior building materials, so it could be interpreted in a number of different ways. It doesn't HAVE to be about economics. It could just be that pigs #1 and #2 were big fans of Ayn Rand and reaped the whirlwind as a result.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

100% lol, hadn't thought of it that way

As per usual. If you don't have money to protect yourself, it's because you're lazy and/or stupid, and definitely worth condescending.

[–] Delphia 10 points 2 weeks ago

The 4th pig built his house from wolf skulls, significantly less practical but it does send a fucking message.

[–] JustZ 10 points 2 weeks ago
[–] cheese_greater 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What are some other aristocracy-informed cautionary tales haha?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

Rudolph the rednosed reindeer

It is bad to be different as long as it is not economically exploitable

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Every fairy tale with a good king/queen/princess/prince?

Or One Thousand and One Nights has the king killing his wifes left and right, but by the end it's alright, because he really loves his current wife now...

Since you are asking for cautionary tales, The Fisherman and his Wife might a better fit. Just be glad of what you have and don't strive for advancing.

[–] spittingimage 1 points 2 weeks ago

Ever worry that you might be reading things into a text that just aren't there?