Why does the right always make up things that make her sound cooler than she is?
this post was submitted on 13 Sep 2024
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Hulk Hogan said she was a chameleon.
So that's a pretty cool super power for dealing with foreign powers.
I was about to say, I would dare argue that her being able to manipulate and control others would make her an amazing president, able to deal with dangerous threats with witchy powers.
She turned me into a newt!
A newt?!
I got better.
...I got better.
He’s much better now.
Sooo... all powerful orange Jesus was defeated by simple witchcraft then? Hahahaha!
She beat him with that black magic
I once tried to say "Black don't crack" about a co-worker of mine, but what came out was "Black Girl Magic" ( no I have no idea why), and the guys at work have been saying it randomly to me and each other since then. Now I'm thinking my brain was trying to explain that the dude's seeming agelessness was black magic and got confused. I know this was rambly. I'm gonna do a sleep about it.
I wish. That'd be sick
I don’t know what’s more embarrassing, the straws they are grasping at, or the fact they still believe in witchcraft.
Have the balls to yank the tax exempt status of that church.
Oh, man, I knew the debate was gonna be funny to watch, and I knew republicans would be shitting themselves after I saw it, but I had no idea just how funny the aftermath would be to watch. "it's not that Trump lost, it's that Kamala Harris has occult powers" was not only not on my Bingo card, I didn't even have a bingo card ready.
*Christian stochastic terrorist claims Kamala Harris deployed "witchcraft" in Trump debate.
Hopefully the IRS gets ahold of the news.
"Under the Internal Revenue Code, all section 501(c)(3) organizations are absolutely prohibited from directly or indirectly participating in, or intervening in, any political campaign on behalf of (or in opposition to) any candidate for elective public office. Contributions to political campaign funds or public statements of position (verbal or written) made on behalf of the organization in favor of or in opposition to any candidate for public office clearly violate the prohibition against political campaign activity. Violating this prohibition may result in denial or revocation of tax-exempt status and the imposition of certain excise taxes."
Unfortunately, churches have pretty much had free reign to say whatever they want and keep their tax exempt status since Bush.
They are going after billionaires and big corporations now that they received more funding. Maybe after they collect the large backwards owed, they will go after those violating 501 c3 status.
Guessing it's time for the duck and large scales.
Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
She should start playing Witchy Woman by the Eagles at her rallies to troll the maga cultists. It will eventually get picked up and reported by all the hard right media outlets, and then they will lose their minds even more than they already have.
Oh, a woman of color that's good with words couldn't possibly be explained any other way?
Tell me you're racist/sexist without telling me.
'bout fucking time. Use that witchcraft, you badass, you!
Who knew she do the voodoo she do so well? I hope to hell that she leans into this and uses it in her campaign. Maybe dress up as a witch for Halloween and go trick or treating with her cat? Or the next time she has an interview, at some point she can counter a republican comment of some kind, then face the camera and go “boo” or wriggle her nose (ala Bewitched) and smirk.
OMFG, why give this mental deficient an iota of attention?
I gotta admit, I was just enjoying the novelty of being able to crosspost between !politics and !witchymemes with content actually relevant to both.
You're right, that is something to enjoy. Kudos.
How many centuries will they further try going back with their misogynistic rhetoric? I guess she's also not allowed to eat apples anymore.
Witchcraft
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"
She turned me into a newt!
It is somewhat reassuring that no matter the political system, people everywhere are lead by superstitious charlatans