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[–] CodexArcanum 99 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Possessed by the ghosts of the night's watch. sounds like someone should excorcise more often.

[–] Mediocre_Bard 4 points 2 months ago

He should do some cocaine about it.

[–] Snapz 90 points 2 months ago

She wants to takes the lampses froms us for herselfses!!!

[–] [email protected] 45 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I wonder if this is going to be ghost fucker Beverly's lamp in a few hundred years.

Her grandmother dies in the 2360s, and the lamp has been fucking the family for 800 years by then. Maybe her boyfriend's name is Crusher? We need more Data.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And I think the way you like.

[–] NaturalViber 3 points 2 months ago

I'm watching you two think, and I think, thinkin, is thought today.

[–] RampantParanoia2365 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Data won't be around until then, unfortunately.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You'd think, but he's buried in San Francisco since 1893.

[–] RampantParanoia2365 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh right, his head is. I guess that's why we need more of him.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A lot. To make him fully functional.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Meh, a head is good enough.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I love getting very good head!

[–] BrokenGlepnir 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

She needs to get her own lantern and help with the watch

[–] brey1013 13 points 2 months ago

It's almost as if she doesn't care about their safety!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In brightest day, in blackest night…

[–] partial_accumen 17 points 2 months ago (1 children)

... no evil shall escape my sight...

[–] MrFappy 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Let those who worship evil’s might…

[–] Lumisal 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Become Genocide Accolades with Hal's light!

[–] BananaTrifleViolin 30 points 2 months ago

Is this just the most passive aggressive way to break up with you girlfriend? Trying to get her to say "It's not you, it's the lantern" and leave, knowing when it's all over he still gets to keep the beautiful lantern.

[–] Stern 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

man is night watchmaxxxing and shes a fukn saboteur.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago

Lantern pilled and watchmanmaxxing

[–] aeronmelon 26 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Being inducted into the Lantern Corp. is serious business.

[–] partial_accumen 6 points 2 months ago

Has he developed an aversion to things that are yellow or does he avoid things that are made out of wood now?

[–] RedStrider 21 points 2 months ago

i think ops bf is a moth

[–] Drivebyhaiku 20 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I think we should probably go file a statement with the Magnus Institute. Not that they'll do anything to stop the horrors unfolding mind, it's obviously too late for that, but recording these things for our amus... Posterity is a good idea.

[–] Philharmonic3 3 points 2 months ago

*to feed the eye

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I'm not sure the watcher would want this one recorded.

[–] monkeyslikebananas2 18 points 2 months ago

Sounds like a Warehouse 13 episode

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

It's probably not real but I have seen people with psychosis that behave similarly. It sounds funny but for the relatives it can be really stressful and sometimes horrifying. Not because the patient is violent (although that can happen too of course) but strange behaviors and beliefs that can't be changed or challenged.

Although I've also seen a few people deal with it through humor

[–] AngryCommieKender 9 points 2 months ago

Plot twist: he's sleepwalking

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

That’s sounds like a Remnant. I wonder if he is still around.

[–] Death_Equity 6 points 2 months ago

She needs to fulfill his needs to nightwatch better.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I checked the Lemmit here to see if this was going to be a Lovecraft reference. Disappointed it wasn’t!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

For a moment, I thought this was going to go the way of that one other Reddit story with the lamp...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

This guy watched that TechnologyConnections video trilogy on lanterns, 100%.