this post was submitted on 02 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] rockSlayer 63 points 5 months ago (1 children)

The governor of NY, and former cop, justified the police response to the anti-genocide protests at Columbia with a statement about "outside agitators". When pressed on that, the governor essentially said it was a gut feeling.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago

It was the mayor not the governor

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Probably the Columbia University protests. I expect this means someone was arrested for having a bike lock (which can be used as a bludgeon).

[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago (2 children)

They were using the bike locks to claim that the protesters had ties to terrorist organizations, because "it's not the kind of thing a normal student has."

Despite the fact that the exact model of bike lock was part of a deal on bike locks advertised by the CU campus security on Facebook not 6 weeks ago.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago

Wow, I think that is an instant winner for the annual "most dogshit excuse for cops to do a thing" award.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

I mean, let's think about it step by step. The protesters used bike locks, having a bike lock implies having a bike, having a bike implies using it, using a bike implies you're riding it for transportation. That obviously means that the infiltrators are from Europe (most likely, Netherlands)

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I think the students had chained the doors with bike locks, and the police are trying to claim the chains constitute professional involvement.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

This also sounds like a reasonable explanation.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If you consistently have a strong hunch it's probably time to see a doctor.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

If hunches last longer then four hours

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Plot twist, Rafael is a cop.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Nah, Leonardo is, he's got blue lines all over him

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Bake 'em away, toys!