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[–] chaotic_disorganizer 32 points 8 months ago

[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago

Mostly just AfD please

[–] [email protected] 22 points 8 months ago

Too late. We are everywhere already.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 8 months ago (2 children)

The more you know...

(Germans will be all over the world and when the time is right they will teach the world about efficiency)

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

No, we won't!

Seriously, Germany is as efficient as a spray painted incandescent light bulb.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Warst du schonmal im Ausland, gegen deren ineffizienz ist Deutschland wie der geölte Blitz...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Effizienz ist der Feind von Stabilität.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Nicht zwingend.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 8 months ago (3 children)

𝔇𝔦𝔢𝔰𝔢 𝔎𝔬𝔪𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔞𝔯𝔰𝔢𝔨𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫 𝔦𝔰𝔱 𝔫𝔲𝔫 𝔈𝔦𝔤𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔲𝔪 𝔡𝔢𝔯 𝔅𝔲𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔰𝔯𝔢𝔭𝔲𝔟𝔩𝔦𝔨 𝔇𝔢𝔲𝔱𝔰𝔠𝔥𝔩𝔞𝔫𝔡.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

-- MF DOOM

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Upvoting this because …

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Dieser Kommentar ist nun Eigentum der Deutschen Demokratischen Republik.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Tja

[–] Roflmasterbigpimp 14 points 8 months ago

Zu spät. Sind schon hier.

[–] FlyingSquid 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Sorry, you can't stop the spread of Germans into airports. They get like 8 months of vacation time a year.

[–] JayObey711 3 points 8 months ago

Plus unlimited sick days :)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Ich fühle mich persönlich angegriffen!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Och menno

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Deutschland muss sterben

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[–] assassinatedbyCIA 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Social distance or the Germans will want some living space.

[–] Perhapsjustsniffit 1 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Yes please Germany come to Nova Scotia and get your nationalist Nazi fucks please.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

No thanks we have too many of them already

[–] Perhapsjustsniffit 2 points 8 months ago

Then at least stop sending them.

[–] robocall 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It might be cool if Germans had missionaries, but instead of religion, they preached around the world about why Nazism is misguided.

[–] Perhapsjustsniffit 4 points 8 months ago

If only that were true here.