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Dr. Petroff has also shown that the Higgs boson signal was actually sparks from someone microwaving grapes, the EHT black hole photo was a frozen bagel someone left in too long, and the LIGO detection was just someone slamming the microwave door too hard.
A fifth panel could make it a “momma so fat” joke and say she’s in the break room.
okay but do fat mamas emit radio signals?
Maybe if you spun them fast enough?