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[–] [email protected] 229 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Then you have a kid and you spend the rest of your life

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 60 points 9 months ago (5 children)

If kids are creme pies, and kids grow up to be adults, then we are all creampies.

[–] unreachable 34 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] YarHarSuperstar 13 points 9 months ago

I'm taking that username so nobody else can

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Can't get pregnant that way

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

You sure are there, squirt.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] LemmyKnowsBest 9 points 9 months ago

Ooh let's come up with a nickname for your kind... you're a test tube baby, so a tuber 🥔🍠 (potato emojis)

or

You! Tuber!

[–] colorlessness 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

We are all cream pies on this blessed day

[–] LemmyKnowsBest 8 points 9 months ago

every year when everybody has birthday parties, everybody should serve creampies instead of birthday cakes. Because of the symbolism.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's an awkward scary part of our life. Fierce competition. Won by pure luck.

Not long after our first breath of air we start regretting our life choices.

[–] glorious_albus 6 points 9 months ago

Pretty sure Hitchhiker's Guide has a quote about this

[–] motor_spirit 11 points 9 months ago