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Star Wars Memes

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Hello there. Somehow, Star Wars memes have returned. It's not a trap, this is where the fun begins.

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IMPORTANT

Please do not post the "good friend" or similar copypasta

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Our galactic citizens have requested more specific rules, so here are a few.

The general idea is, if you're looking here for rules, you're probably someone who doesn't need to have them spelled out. You're fine. But anyway:

  1. This is a community for Star Wars memes. This means typically screenshots of Star Wars media with some text or context that's meant to be funny and/or thoughtful. All SW media is welcome: movies, games, comic books, fanart... Other kinds of content, like video links or meta memes (about this community, or Lemmy), are fine as well, just keep it on topic.

  2. We are all friends here, and love (sometimes love to hate) Star Wars. Be nice to each other.

  3. As fans of fictional media, we can be passionate. If you very strongly disagree with something or someone, take a deep breath before reacting. Anger leads to the dark side!

  4. Everything in Star Wars has happened a long time ago, in a galaxy far away, and it's a rich universe of millions of words and millions of years of history. So current Earthly matters really shouldn't concern us here. In other words, leave politics, philosophies and convictions behind the door. This applies even if it's about something related to Star Wars.

  5. Original content is preferred. Reposts are fine, just please limit to a maximum of 3 per day, per citizen. It is recommended, but not required, to mark original memes as (OC) and reposts as (repost).

  6. Local mods are the Jedi council. They may take actions that are necessary to maintain peace and stability of the Republic, even beyond the rules outlined here. Follow their guidance.

  7. Regular rules of the Lemmy.world instance apply.

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[–] [email protected] 79 points 11 months ago (2 children)

No, that's 'Palpatine'. You're thinking of fast or irregular beatings of the heart.

[–] Dagnet 60 points 11 months ago (2 children)

No, that's 'palpitation', You're thinking of the dish with french fries and cheese curds, topped with gravy.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No, that's "poutine"! You're thinking of a large box used as a form of transportation for a human passenger, often carried using poles by at least four other people.

[–] RobertOwnageJunior 29 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Nah, mate. That's called palanquin. You're thinking of a holy warrior, often depicted as being able to wield light magic in RPGs and general fantasy.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (3 children)

My dude, that's a paladin! You're thinking of the first name of that hobbit from Lord of the Rings.

[–] ericisshort 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No, that’s a Pippin. You’re thinking of a Gen 5 Water/Ground-type Pokémon.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 11 months ago (2 children)

No, that's Palpitoad. You're thinking of a type of extreme sport which allows one to run off a slopes with free parachutes

[–] snuff 18 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Nah bro, that's paragliding. You're thinking of that crumbly, flammable wax used chiefly in coating and sealing, in candles, in rubber compounding, and in pharmaceuticals and cosmetics.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Nah bro, that's paraffin. You're thinking of a cosmopolitan bird of prey in the family Falconidae.

[–] TrousersMcPants 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No, that's a Peregrine, you're thinking of the second pair of appendages of chelicerates

[–] c0mbatbag3l 3 points 11 months ago

No, that's pedipalps! You're thinking of the first five books of the Bible.

[–] 1847953620 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Wrong, chief. That's Paraffin. You're thinking of a cute little bird with bright orange and grey stripes on its beak found in the north Atlantic ocean.

[–] assa123 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Nay, thats a puffin bird. You're thinking of a synonym for fine Indian cashmere wool.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

No, that's pashmina. You're thinking of Italian food made from flour, eggs and water and shaped in different forms, usually cooked and served with a sauce.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

please let me delete comments forever :(

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Buddy, that's Peregrin. You're thinking of the type of falcon.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago

Y'all are wrong. That's Oney.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No, that's 'poutine', you're thinking of the action of exerting force against an object to move it forward.

[–] 1847953620 2 points 11 months ago

No, that's "pushing". You're thinking of a fat internet cartoon cat.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

No that's "perambulate." You're thinking of the red fruit with edible seeds.

[–] GrammatonCleric 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

No, that's "pomegranate". You're thinking of the first part of the US Constitution.

[–] RojoSanIchiban 16 points 11 months ago (3 children)

No, that's "preamble." You're thinking of the theological construct where god has already chosen those who will be saved.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (2 children)

No that's "predestination". You're thinking of the process by which carbohydrates are synthesized from carbon dioxide and a source of hydrogen, using light as an energy source.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No that's "photosynthesis". You're thinking of the particle that makes up light.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No, that’s “photon”. You’re thinking of the study of the nature, causes, or principles of reality, knowledge, or values, based on logical reasoning.

[–] LeafOnTheWind 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No, that's "physics". You're thinking of the form, size, and development of a person's body.

[–] 1847953620 0 points 11 months ago

No, that's "physiology". You're thinking of a person's facial features

[–] [email protected] -1 points 11 months ago

No, that's Procompsognathus, a small bipedal dinosaur from the Triassic period.

[–] _bug0ut 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No, that's "predestination." You're thinking of a medical condition one had before they signed up for an insurance policy and then got denied coverage for.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

No, that's "osteoporosis". You're thinking of rare genetic condition that causes large finger tips (clubbing), thickening of the skin of the face (pachydermia) and extra sweating (hyperhidrosis).

[–] 1847953620 0 points 11 months ago

no, that's wack.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

No that’s the Preamble! You’re thinking of a row of closely placed, high vertical standing tree trunks or stakes.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

That's a forest

leaves

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

No, that's "palisade". You're thinking of a type of mind-body exercise, similar to yoga or tai chi.