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When I was in high school, my biology class did a stream study, and the class funny guy was documenting it with a big vhs camcorder. I was standing next to him when he saw a broken drain pipe sticking out of a wall. He pointed the camera at the pipe, and called to me. "Hey, themeatbridge. See that hole? Don't stick your dick in that hole."
I laughed, because it was funny, and the class also thought it was funny when we watched it later. So funny that it became the thing everyone said to me for about 6 months. "Hey, themeatbridge, see that outlet?" "Hey, the meatbridge, see that taco?" You get the idea. I became known as the guy who has to be told not to stick his dick in things.
It was almost 30 years ago, and I still have ptsd from it.