this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Intelligent design, but the designer was on a tight schedule and had to ship the MVP

[–] BugleFingers 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The designer didn't sleep for 3 days themselves. Gonna make some mistakes with that kinda lack of sleep

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is what post-sale firmware updates are for. Gotta test in prod!

[–] dejected_warp_core 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Plot twist: the DNA firmware updates are also viruses.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago

That covid-19 update was crazy. Not sure I trust the devs after that. Maybe adding air gaps would be a good idea.

[–] Hamartia 2 points 2 days ago

Intelligent design but the budget was managed by an insurance company.