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[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Add to my list of evidence against intelligent design.

[–] dejected_warp_core 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I'm with you there.

If this ::wildly points at self:: is intelligent design, then said intelligence clearly adhered to a strict "just barely good enough to survive and move genes around" work ethos. That, or over-doing it wasn't going to fit into the time and materials budget.

Source: anxiety, PMS, knees, shoulders, oversized skull, vulnerable gonads on outside of body.

[–] Shapillon 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't forget the absolutely deranged path wour vagal nerve takes through your torsoe because fish didn't have necks and we do.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Which isn't even half as insane as what it does in a giraffe

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Intelligent design, but the designer was on a tight schedule and had to ship the MVP

[–] BugleFingers 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The designer didn't sleep for 3 days themselves. Gonna make some mistakes with that kinda lack of sleep

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This is what post-sale firmware updates are for. Gotta test in prod!

[–] dejected_warp_core 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Plot twist: the DNA firmware updates are also viruses.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago

That covid-19 update was crazy. Not sure I trust the devs after that. Maybe adding air gaps would be a good idea.

[–] Hamartia 2 points 2 days ago

Intelligent design but the budget was managed by an insurance company.