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There is only one type of job: Doing something someone else doesn't want to do.
(self.showerthoughts)
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.
Yes, paying someone makes it a job
Paying them because they don't want to do it.
Paying them because it's time wasted they could otherwise use to feed themselves or pay their bills doing something else.