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There is only one type of job: Doing something someone else doesn't want to do.
(self.showerthoughts)
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.
Still just messing around but would it actually be a job if someone else would do it for free?
Just change your thought to can't or won't do, and you are good to go!
You make your own thought! =P
I can't. I'm not in the shower.
What if you somehow relate the thought to showers.
How high are you?
Yes, paying someone makes it a job
Paying them because they don't want to do it.
Paying them because it's time wasted they could otherwise use to feed themselves or pay their bills doing something else.