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For those of you who have been invited to my ravioli party... (hilariouschaos.com)

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@[email protected] and @[email protected] bring more then fucking chips and soda. Especially YOU Seagal, you make minimal effort and then do a karate chop, thinking you're the next coming of Christ. God, make an effort this time will ya!? Jack is into the whole 'thoughtful' shit, so I don't really have to worry about him making an effort.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

1, well now 2 count em. Twice, you said my name in vein twice, just saying. And I'm not even invited either....

[–] dogsnest 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

vain.

Unless YOU insist, Jesus.

And as far as being invited, just show up (again)! I doubt you'll get crucified for it. Go easy on the bloody wine, tho'.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Thanks, I typically slip up on spelling when I haven't had my coffee. Good looking out.

As for all that sass and snark your sporting, you can thank our angel Micheal for that. I wasn't paying attention while I was creating you, and like the opening credits of the Powerpuff girls or something, he slam dunked 2 full bottles of sass and half a gallon of snark into the mix.

I mean, I'm never gunna forget that. Hek, YOU'LL never let me forget it.

We've got rules now posted in the creation room though. Your only 1 of 3 other people with a high acidity of what I call 'the sparklies'

Forgiveness, gratitude, strength ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️

[–] dogsnest 3 points 3 months ago

Much obliged.

Praise Allah.