thenextguy

joined 1 year ago
[–] thenextguy 7 points 9 hours ago

That was a terrible landing.

[–] thenextguy 1 points 9 hours ago

I've never even considered whether they're plants or not. I guess I always assumed they were, but now it makes sense that they're not. But I can't imagine anyone having a tizzy over it either way.

[–] thenextguy 3 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Why do dentists care about bus benches?

[–] thenextguy 10 points 16 hours ago

His 2nd stand should be selling lemonade.

[–] thenextguy 7 points 16 hours ago

Another working day has ended
Only the rush-hour hell to face
Packed like lemmings
Into shiny metal boxes
Contestants in a suicidal race

[–] thenextguy 9 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Well, they're self inflating wheels, not tires. So...

[–] thenextguy 2 points 19 hours ago
[–] thenextguy 1 points 1 day ago

I think lots of sci-fi has been telling us this for a while now.

The old "we didn't even know you were alive until we almost killed you and you fought back" trope.

Pretty sure Star Trek and Stargate have both done it multiple times.

[–] thenextguy 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Ed Harris' dad?

[–] thenextguy 5 points 1 day ago

I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey bottom biters.

[–] thenextguy 6 points 2 days ago

What are you doing in England?

[–] thenextguy 10 points 2 days ago

"Who are you, and how did you get in here?"

"Well, I'm a locksporter, and I'm a locksporter."

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