teft

joined 1 year ago
[–] teft 12 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
[–] teft 12 points 9 hours ago (6 children)

Here's Khanny!

[–] teft 11 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

So are chickpeas or edamame meat to you? Because they have like 5 times as much protein by weight than mushrooms.

[–] teft 19 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (8 children)

In the 24th century it's considered a dick move to look up someone's holodeck history.

[–] teft 1 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

It's also dependent on what type of moral philosophy you subscribe to. A strict utilitarian will answer differently than someone who practices Kantian deontology.

[–] teft 13 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

The movie quote is "who killed who".

Please, please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue about who killed who.

[–] teft 7 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

He’s a troll. Look at his history.

[–] teft 1 points 18 hours ago

Works fine on latest voyager on iOS for me.

[–] teft 4 points 18 hours ago

Until the mob you’ve been running from is right on your ass and you can’t activate the grace fast enough.

-100,000 runes.

[–] teft 6 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Hoarah Loux for me.

Dude gets a pet lion and becomes first elden lord. Can’t argue with that.

[–] teft 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Qui latina non loquitur barbarus est.

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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by teft to c/tenforward
 

Description: A meme with the caption "Okay so that was trolley problem version number 7. Janeway opted to run over five Tuvixes instead of one EMH." Below is a picture of the inside of a trolley with Janeway smiling and covered in gore. Michael and Eleanor from The Good Place are on either side of her. Michael is taking notes and Eleanor is amazed.

 
 
 
 

Description: The meme is 3 different pictures in series. The first titled "The Picard Maneuver" shows the USS Stargazer performing the Picard maneuver. The second titled "The Riker Maneuver" shows the Enterprise E releasing metreon gas to perform the Riker maneuver. The third title "The Janeway Maneuver" shows Tuvix being separated into Tuvok and Neelix via transporter beam.

 

Description: Meme with the title "The Janeway" The first panel has Ensign Tahani Al-Trill handing Janeway a PADD saying "Admiral Janeway, you won't believe what I found in the vulcan database!" The second panel has Janeway looking at a PADD. The third panel shows an information block with Janeway's personal info. Her three hyper evolved children with Tom Paris are highlighted. The fourth panel has Janeway stating "Glass those pointy eared bastards" The final panel is a shot of the planet Vulcan being destroyed.

 
 
 

The Bell Riots start on Sunday. Stay safe out there!

<Anyone coming from /c/all please note this is a joke post for an in universe Star Trek event. Remain Calm.>

 

Description: Meme with the heading Star Trek Jellico. 4 frames below with the first being an exterior shot of the Enterprise D. In frames 2-4 Jellico and Riker are inside the hallways of the Enterprise and and Jellico states to Riker "Will, I want to teach you a lesson my grandfather taught me when I was your age." The next frame Jellico says "When someone with a lisp says bismuth, you know they mean business.". Jellico then walks away with a grin.

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submitted 1 month ago by teft to c/tenforward
 

Description: Meme with the title: Who wore it best? Subtitled: It is green. Below are three star trek characters wearing green tunics. From left to right is Mirror universe Jonathan Archer, Prime Universe (v2022) Christopher Pike, and Prime Universe James Kirk.

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