rimmedalpha

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

*Only available in US markets

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (2 children)

They'll just add iodne, pluverize it, and sell it to people to shake on their fries.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

JD Vance approved!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I don't think many Lithuanian Gay Cougars are soulless gingers. 🤔

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Second best monolog in that movie. The Desert Eagle vs Replica scene is still my favorite.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

You're in the clear my man. It is well established that penises smaller than 3 inches are low priority for the transmission viral and bacterial infections from sexual contact. Sex workers are trained to release STDs or not, much like a snake can withhold venom when striking. /s

Seriously go get tested and wrap it next time.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Center bottom is all wrong. Should be this:

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

No, the rats have to be poor. Rich rats would find a way to help him out.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

Even the Maiar know the rules of the road.

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