pseudorandom

5 years ago I bought a 10 year old HP Laserjet because I was fed up with every single bubble jet printer's quality and ink cost. I'm still using the toner that came with it. And I've been getting low ink warnings for 3 of those years. Maybe 500 or so pages in that time. I'd never buy a new HP though since they phone home. If you find an old Laserjet I can't recommend them enough.

With an equal amount of snobbery.

Ukraine should give up a couple of miles of territory, take it back, give it up, take it back, etc. until all of the mines are cleared by the Russians.

This is really good news. Methane release has been under the radar for far too long.

Radio Shack Pong game.

Until weighted voting is possible, the system is really only setup for two parties.

The Electric Boogaloo

I don't think he'll ever get over Macho Grande.

Under fund, remove education material, add your own, and declare public education a failure and you can have taxes pay for private education.

For example, a person born with certain medical needs will need more at the base level than someone born those needs.

Had he stolen some chips from Circle K then he'd already be in jail.

School vouchers defund public schools. Somewhat similar to how tax cuts for one group raise taxes for everyone else.