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Wrap it tightly in electrical tape.

Chihuahuas will go to great lengths to get extra treats.

His password was 12345 (assuming he could count that high)

Moopsy!

Actually, the Rankine timeline would probably be a better comparison.

Because JJ Abrams uses the name Kelvin in a lot of his works. I think it was his grandfather or something. But in Star Trek specifically, it is the name of the ship around which the events that the divergent timeline started.

The key is to partially cook the bacon before wrapping the whatever.

Most of the hate is because of the maintainers not maintaining their security certificates. Another similar distro is EndeavourOS, which I personally prefer. But either way, find what works for you.

That would be a catfish hooker, though I hear they taste like ass.

Yeah, many were, or were independently re-developed, but never quite the same.

It was similar to what things like Teams turned out to be. But it was when things even like office online were in their infancy. Everyone knew that it would be great one day, but not until everyone was comfortable with each of its individual components.

Google Wave would be much more helpful now. Too bad it was released (and subsequently killed) about a decade before anyone was ready for it.