juchebot88

Those outdated weapons can sure turn state-of-the-art NATO weapons into scrap metal. (See pic above).

Something which has never been known to happen in the modern west, specifically in the United States or Ukraine. Nope, not ever.

Putting an awful lot of trust in those floppy discs that our advanced American ICBMs still run on. (Top military brass says the systems are being upgraded, but whether that's actually true is anyone's guess, given the levels of incompetence and corruption prevailing here in Burgerland).

That, or some CIA-grade crack

"What is German? What is a tank?"

We should reclaim the Winnie the Pooh meme. It could be like Pepe the frog, but for the left.

Revisionist! The witches sometimes use sex to fuel their magic.

I am now imagining this said by Enver Hoxha

"What, you mean my playing HOI4 for twelve hours straight doesn't count as actualizing the imminent idea?" -- some online fash with the username 14GiovanniGentileRules88

Nazi alert

New comrades will be born through the dark power of Juche Magic

Counterpoint: sex of any kind is counterrevolutionary. (This one's for the libs)

Hey now, we don't use that kind of language here, we prefer "relatively civilized, relatively European"