heydo

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[–] heydo 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Gotta pump the gooch my dude.

There's a bit of a u-bend in the urethra right about where the scrotum meets the taint. Use a finger to push up and slightly forward to pump that last bit of pee out.

[–] heydo 1 points 1 week ago

Oh....

Well you're fucked then

[–] heydo 1 points 1 week ago (4 children)

What applications do you have that IT controls the password requirements for?

IT controls your AD credential requirements in most cases and that's pretty much it. It sounds like your employer needs to implement an SSO solution.

[–] heydo 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] heydo 3 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds like they need belts...

[–] heydo 3 points 2 weeks ago

Start at the top and move down. Any areas such as crotch, ass, and feet are dried with the end of the towel while the face is dried with the middle of the towel.

[–] heydo 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You should know that undercooked beans can be poisonous, and it is best to soak them before cooking.

If you do try this please prepare the beans properly first.

[–] heydo 1 points 1 month ago

There are theories that hypothesize that mycelium came to earth via asteroids from space.

So it may be more apt to say that OP eats space dick instead.

[–] heydo 3 points 1 month ago

Basically the sensor is interacting with the quantum particle by measuring where it is before the slit. This collapses the wave function of the particle, causing it to appear at one point in space. Since the particle is collapsed to a point before the slit, it travels through only one of the slits and impacts the screen. Since it is just a single point particle now, there is no wave to interfere with the particle and create multi-line wave pattern, so we just see two straight lines on the screen that match up with the slits.

The sensor performing the measurement is the observer in this case. No living creature is needed to observe the particle to make it collapse. It's simply just, quantum particles are just wave functions up until the point that they have to collapse to a particle because it has interacted with something (a screen or a sensor or anything). That is about the limit of my understanding at least

[–] heydo 10 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Fun fact, humans share more DNA with fungi than they do with plants. We share nearly 50% of our DNA with fungi.

Plus mushrooms are the sex organs of the mycelium organism. Just an extra fun fact for free there.

[–] heydo 3 points 1 month ago

Information security professionals hate this one trick...

[–] heydo 2 points 1 month ago
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