I was gifted the cheapest and most disgusting sweets money can buy. They looked like they came from the black market. Threw almost all of them away the next day. No other gifts.
Then, I was taken to a restaurant which served some truly disgusting food. To be fair, it had recently changed ownership and used to be decent up to that point.
And that was it for the day. I probably wouldn't have minded too much, if it hadn't been a milestone birthday.
TheBrideWoreCrimson
Make him stay, Murph. Make him stay, Murph. Don't let me leave, Murph! Don't, don't let me leave Murph! NO, NO, NO, NO!
Kotz
Wieder so ein Besitzende-Klasse-Gedankenerguss. Klingt wie Arsch und Friedrich.
Hungry hungry hippos.
Middle manager.
At least in my current job. There are nice AND useful ones out there, but in my dept., there's positively neither.
They go bad, though? At least my nice white aspirin pills start crumbling and visibly yellowing after a few months. There's no way me or even an entire family could swallow 500 until then.
Does anybody else also have a "bouncing tennis ball" upstairs neighbor, or is it just me?
Similar thing happened to me. Got interviewed, told them my salary expectation, they turned me down and immediately published a new upper bound for the job's salary which just happened to be exactly 1000 € less per year than what I had asked for.
Toni Lindgren is her name.
Most believable greentext I've seen in a while.
That Absolute, see also here, is something nefarious, possibly used for industrial espionage. My company is a client and using one of its IP addresses, I could see documentation that was quite concerning. In the background, it checks all of your files for anything that looks like a password, a social security number or a credit card number, then uploads these files to some server to protect them... What's really weird is that I cannot access the same information from an outside IP address, but here's a review, corroborating parts of it. Make of it what you will!