Texas_Hangover

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[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 day ago (6 children)

If you can't walk down a sidewalk with cars going by at 30mph then there's something wrong with you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This is probably a stupid question, but how do you dry your ass afterwards?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

44 to 60 thank you. I aint no goddam millennial.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Swiss cheese makes you go faster, because speed holes.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (4 children)

If you like pineapple, I'm sure its great. If you don't like pineapple, its gonna ruin the whole fucking dish. You cant just scrape it off. The flavor permeates. Like olives. shudder

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Imagine seeing ads.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Or, if you're not a moron, you can Firefox, and ublock that shit.

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