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[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (9 children)

Elon: “I have a dad now!”

Trump: “Somebody call security on this freak!”

Edit: Maybe Trump is downplaying his weirdness by using Elon as a sideshow freak.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Make a good fucking game. That’s your job. Get out of the creatives’ way and quit insisting that garbage microtransactions be inserted into everything.

It isn’t hard. Gaming companies were able to do it for decades. It’s the rent-seeking executives who are fucking up the gaming industry the same way they’re fucking up everything else.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Sometimes, I think Cointellpro figured out that you don’t need to insert provocateurs to talk about terrorist shit. Just put one nerd in the chat to challenge a subgroup’s purity, and every leftist movement will collapse into infighting and dissolve.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Studies showed that acceleration not making a sound makes men crave cock and women crave vagina. Elon Musk and George Soros had those studies suppressed. Do your research.

[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Yes, the libs are causing superstorms, melting glaciers, and record-high heat every year. It’s all part of a secret plan to make everyone get rid of oil and drive electric cars, because electric cars turn people gay.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

Heckin murder pupper

[–] [email protected] 81 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (12 children)

"So, Kid A jumped Kid B in the hallway, called them a bigoted slur, then beat Kid B so badly he had to go to the hospital. Kid B tried to fight back, but was overwhelmed. Our solution is that kids are going to be suspended for an equal amount of time and suffer equal repercussions, because zero tolerance."

Zero tolerance is the absence of humanity as a policy. It's abhorrent.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)

John Bolton, famous war enjoyer

That should be Bolton's epitaph. It's still wild to think he was one of the sanest voices in the Trump administration, especially when he was one of the craziest in the Bush administration.

[–] [email protected] 52 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I will say that I worry about Vance as a candidate when he’s no longer directly tied to Trump and his madness. He’s the face of non-truth leading to fascism.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 days ago

Walz drove it home on the threat to democracy, and Vance had nothing to respond.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

Senator Vance, are you a traitor?

Forget everything I said before. I have a new answer now. I will go back to my old answer the second I step off of this stage. You aren’t allowed to fact check me.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

How will we handle child care at a federal level?

Vance: Long stream of bullshit, followed by “give federal money to churches.” Tax credit? Paid leave? Fuck you.

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