Mvlad88

joined 1 year ago
[–] Mvlad88 3 points 2 days ago

For that you use planks because a) they are cheap and can be reused b) styrofoam won't hold back a couple of tons of concrete.

[–] Mvlad88 17 points 1 week ago

Trump also said: the faucet is made by ACME and managed by my good friend Wile E. Cayote.

[–] Mvlad88 38 points 1 month ago (3 children)

was sentenced to five years for alleged pro-Israel propaganda activity, four years for insulting Islamic sanctities, two years for spreading lies online and an additional year for anti-regime propaganda>

I knew my grammar teacher was sus when she was telling us all those rules.

[–] Mvlad88 7 points 1 month ago

Religious people be like: those are rookie numbers.

[–] Mvlad88 10 points 1 month ago

We have elections this year.

[–] Mvlad88 64 points 1 month ago

Holly shit, Maria Bakalova will play Ivana Trump! For those who don't know, she is the girl the second Borat movie, yeah, the one with Rudy.

You can't make this shit up.

[–] Mvlad88 3 points 1 month ago
[–] Mvlad88 1 points 2 months ago

Prepare the carcase

[–] Mvlad88 32 points 2 months ago

Peskov said, before praising intelligence officers who "make such sacrifices for the sake of their work, for the sake of devotion to the cause.">

Yeah, this kids will be very happy about "the cause".

[–] Mvlad88 13 points 2 months ago

I live in a, let's say, less fancy neighborhood, and all that twitciness reminds me of a lot of the people that come here for "shopping".

[–] Mvlad88 74 points 3 months ago (6 children)

The words billionaire and prison in the same sentence make me happy.

[–] Mvlad88 2 points 3 months ago

Prepare the carcass.

 
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