MonosyllabicAmerican

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Just a couple really good pals having some wholesome time out on the lawn.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Only a little bit. But I want all in.

Ride my face into the sunset baby.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago

That's the beauty of all of this: who fucking gives a shit what these mongs are doing?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

That body's fucking unreal engine.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

sir this is a waffle house

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've been eating so many goddamn oysters this summer, I think I have a problem.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're not chubby, you're barely a handful. You're very sexy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You can sit on top baby. Or I can hammer jack, I've been working on my squats. Either way I want those panties to the side.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That is a perfect view.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I have jeans that look like regular jeans but are stretchy and have aramid where it matters and some pockets for knee pads. Please actually consider getting some, road rash fucking sucks.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 year ago (1 children)

4Conservative

Those fragile little snowflakes actually have a search just for them lol?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

That's fine, victims get their money and some dumb cunt in Ohio is a little bit poorer. Sounds like a win-win to me.

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