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You choose what instance you are on. Quit the pseudointellectual whining. in c/[email protected]

[–] McMurdertree 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Where am I?

Ron DeSantis the "worst candidate I've ever seen"—Former GOP strategist in c/politics

[–] McMurdertree 28 points 1 year ago (5 children)

DeSantis is the physical and spiritual embodiment of the worst aspects of Florida.

DeSantis suggests he would eliminate several federal agencies, including IRS in c/politics

[–] McMurdertree 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

DeSantis was positioned to be the Trump alternative for the Republicans. If he kept his views moderate with the general election in mind he could have been the sane GOP candidate that could have possibly united GOPers that understand that Trump is a guilty pleasure that loses elections. Thankfully, DeSantis is a moron and has Trump's habit of doubling down on losing ideologies, even when the ship is clearly sinking. It appears that when your party is based on rejecting facts and reality your candidates are similarly empty-headed.

Do you have any humorous terms for when your child fouls themselves? in c/dadsonly

[–] McMurdertree 3 points 1 year ago

I don't know if there's an official name for those but my wife calls them "blowouts". Failure to contain does have a certain gravitas to it.

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Do you have any humorous terms for when your child fouls themselves? (self.dadsonly)

submitted 1 year ago by McMurdertree to c/dadsonly

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I'm a first-time dad of a three-month old girl and when she pees my wife and I say she "peached herself". If it's poop, or what passes for poop for newborns, we either say she "pooched herself" or my personal favorite, "she bricked her britches".