MapleEngineer

The sun is out and the interior of the car is black?

Macy Meadows

She's trying really hard to be sultry but is coming up 100% carp.

I literally quoted those lyrics after saying that my safe word was Meatloaf. I love the song but I didn't know about the HIMYM reference.

It's funny because I'm really fucking vanilla. I've never had any need for a safe word of my own and most of the women I've been with never got even close to needing one, even when I tied them down and entertained them extensively. I was recently invited by a female friend that I've been having sexy conversations with and trying to convince to come out and play for about 15 years to come over and have sex with her while her husband watches and plays along. I'm down with that. I've had a couple of FFM and one FMF threesome relationships so I understand the dynamics. I suggested that she and I have a safe phrase that she could use to tell me that her husband is freaking out and it's time for me to make an excuse and beat a hasty retreat. She said that there was no need. I expect that this is going to be an interesting first playdate.

No. I've never seen it. I read it somewhere and liked it. Is that where it's from?

"Meatloaf" because I would do anything for love but I won't do that.

I would ask for a refund.

I am a straight, late-50s man with Asperger's. I've been thinking about touching every square inch of a woman's body. A long time acquaintance recently asked me to meet her for sex and I did the every square inch thing starting at her head and working my way down. She said she had never experienced anything like that before. Another long time friend reached out a couple of weeks ago and asked if I would join her and her husband. I said I would and mentioned that I would like to every square inch her in front of her husband. She immediately got very aroused. I'm going to do it to her in a couple of weeks. I'm very much looking forward to that.

My wife said that having me cum inside her made her, "quiver".

I wonder what she looked like before she had everything replaced with plastic?

That's a lot of fucking plastic. Those scars are gross.